Aaron Burr, Sir - Does Mulligan Screw Horses???


"Lock up your daughters and horses, of course, it's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets!" Does Mulligan f*ck horses?!?!



In Aaron Burr, Sir, after Hamilton and Burr converse (which consists of each finding out that the other is an orphan, Burr telling Hamilton to "talk less, smile more", and that "fools who run their mouths off wind up dead"), John Laurens, Marquis de Lafayette, and Hercules Mulligan each get a verse to introduce themselves.
John Laurens' Verse:
"I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints of Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, ha! Those redcoats don't want it with me, 'cuz I will pop-chicka-pop these cops 'til I'm free!"

 Marquis de Lafayette's Verse:
"Oui, oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette. The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say 'bonsoir'. Tell the king 'casse toi!' Who's the best? C'est moi!"

 Hercules Mulligan's Verse:
"Brah, brah, I am Hercules Mulligan. Up in it, lovin' it, yes, I heard your mother said 'come again?' Lock up your daughters and horses, of course, it's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets!"
And the song continues. But why (and how, I dare ask) does Mulligan have sex with horses? Maybe it's like that Friends episode where Chandler puts the fact that Ross has sex with dinosaurs on their alumnae page, although since this is a scripted play, this is confusing*. What???


*Yes, I am aware that Friends was also a scripted show. But the joke between the two men was not used as a line in a song.

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